Hot Chicks

Last Friday (03.07.08) was the fourth installment out of five for the ever so popular 128 “Whatever We Choose” of All Time Non-Seeded, Randomly Drawn Tournament. This time – – “Hot Chicks”!

128 Hot Chicks

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So this was number four of five, what were all the rest? First was Front-Men, then there were Villains, followed by Heroes, and now Hot Chicks. Front-Men was first and was born by accident on the way to DFH one time. Hot Chicks was actually brought up at the same time as Front-Men but was put on the back burner. Then one day I was daydreaming about Venger from the D&D cartoon series and the Villains list began, and basically to “balance” the Villains list the Heroes list came to be. So that’s four, what’s the fifth tournament? Are you sure you want to know? Really?

The fifth is a monster, 512 of the Greatest of All Time Non-Seeded, Randomly Drawn Tournament. 512 greatest what? Well, all 512 players from the four tournaments are going to get thrown into one pot and we’re having the battle-royal-no-holds-barrel-tournament of the…day. When? Hell if I know, maybe Labor Day weekend and we can bring this one around full circle (Fool Circle!) to when it all began. A normal (128) one of these tournament take a long time, like six hours plus, so this jammy might take a full twenty-four hours…? Oh God I hope not, but I’d do it anyway!

Anyway, back to this tournament. We had a ton of names to start with this time and we had to wean them down to the top 128. Again the names were randomly drawn from a bowl to flush out the brackets, two at a time and then that was the match-up. After the initial 64 match-ups the tournament would run as a normal tournament would, well except for out “nah” rule. Here’s a re-cap of our “nah” rules in case you haven’t understood them yet; in the first round each of us were given two “power nahs” in which we were able to say “nah” to any match-up that was pulled out of the bowl. If we used a “power nah” then that match-up would be thrown back into the bowl to be re-pulled in a different combination later. This was typically used to keep heavy hitters from going up against each other too early. For example, if Superman and Optimus Prime went up against each other in the first round then someone might use a “power nah” to throw their names back into the bowl so a big decision like that wouldn’t have to be made too early in the game. After the first round each of us was also given two regular “nahs” that could be used in the second, third, and fourth rounds. What these “nahs” did was basically give the loser of a match-up a second chance. The winner of the match-up had to get a 2 out of 3 vote to stay in verses the normal 50/50 chance – make sense?

Now remember, none of us fully agree with this, this is just what happen when the three of us ran this tournament. It would probably be different with any three people and obviously with any random drawing. There were actually a couple really tough match-ups, a couple that some people totally disagreed with, and a couple that I looked at afterwards and thought ‘how did that happen?’ Regardless, I’m not going to argue with these results, but I am going to say there were a few surprises. If you don’t recognize some of the names go ahead and ask or look them up yourselves, you may be surprised who did and didn’t make the cut. Oh yeah, my spelling is extra extra bad this time. I’m horrible with spelling, horrible with names, and if I didn’t know there name (though I knew who they were) I was even worse with the spelling. Good luck, I’m sorry, enjoy!

6 Responses to “Hot Chicks”

  1. Data Says:

    Crap! You losers forgot Mama Fratelli!

  2. Brian Says:

    Booby Traps! – Slick Shoes! – Pincher’s of Power! – and all that happy horse-shit, you’re right we did.

  3. David Says:

    OK – did I miss it or is Betty Page not on the list? Was that a compromise?

  4. Brian Says:

    That’s funny, Betty Page was one of “Roby’s Girls” before we started, I don’t know how she didn’t make the list. He’s gonna be pissed when he realizes she missed the list.

    (So lets see here, there was Peter Gabriel from the front men, Betty Page from the ‘Hot Chicks’, anybody obvious from the Villains and Heroes…?)

  5. David Says:

    (So lets see here, there was Peter Gabriel from the front men, Betty Page from the ‘Hot Chicks’, anybody obvious from the Villains and Heroes…?)

    Maybe you should have an OH SHIT bracket for the SUPER battle that features people like that.

  6. EMitch Says:

    Bettie Page IS on the list, Polesmokers! Southwest bracket. She kicked Jennefer Lopez and her fat ass back to Puerto Rico and then took out the likes of that little Smigel lookalike Christina Ricci before somehow succumbing to Carrie Ann Moss. Which is a true shame since Bettie rocked the leather earlier and better than that Matrix chick could ever dream.

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